Crap Eyewear - Bold, Affordable Sunglasses with Attitude
Crappy name, serious quality.
Don't let the name fool you. Crap Eyewear makes the best-priced premium quality sunglasses on the market, working with the same factories and suppliers as leading luxury brands.
They handcraft bioacetate frames that are biodegradable, plant-based, and earth-friendlier. Their sunglasses are produced Rx-ready, with high clarity CR-39 lenses that provide 100% UVA/UVB protection. Optical-grade stainless steel hardware and 5-barrel hinges. Wire cores are added for strength and a superior fit.
What started as a joke has grown into a serious independent business. Designed in California for rebels, rockers, and risk-takers.
Shop Crap Eyewear at Pemulis Water & Power in San Francisco.
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