The Chaos Vault
Measurements
Size & Fit Details
Measurements
| Frame Height | 41.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 149.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 58.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 20.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 122.0 mm |
Fit
| Frame Fit | Medium - Wide |
| Hinge Type | Spring |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 136.0 mm |
Every angle.
The Details
Crap's sporty, high octane wraparound.
A wraparound oval on sport lines, the shield idea softened into something wearable off the field. The front is wide and cut shallow, so it sits big on a medium face and suits a wide one, and the spring hinges hold it through movement. Matte Shadow Bio / Reflective Magenta is the loudest, Black Bio / Polarized Grey the plainest, and Matte Crystal Mud Bio / Dune CR-39 sits between them. For running, riding, and anyone who likes a sport frame in daily rotation.
Features
- Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
- CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection
- Stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples
- Polarized lenses on select colourways
Compare
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Specifications
Bioacetate
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Designed in LA
Designed and tested beachside in Los Angeles, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples
UV400 Lenses
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
What people say
I’d give these an 11/10—they look great, feel comfortable, and are incredibly versatile. You can wear them to a party to tie an outfit together, or throw them on for skateboarding, the beach, or even skiing. They stay secure and never slip off your face.
I have a pretty small and round face but these fit great! They are comfortable and feel high quality
I’m a lifeguard so I gotta wear these all day and they’re very comfortable. The polarized option is especially good and provides a lot of clarity.
Loved the style of these glasses, but they were narrower than I expected them to be
The Chaos Vault is the wrap to buy if you actually move in your sunglasses. At 149 mm it suits wide faces, and narrow-faced owners report it fits them too.
Wraparound sunglasses in plant-based bioacetate. Frame width 149 mm, lens width 58 mm, nose bridge 20 mm, frame height 41 mm, temple length 122 mm, hinge to hinge 136 mm. Stainless steel 5-barrel spring hinges and wire-core temples. CR-39 lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection, polarized on Black Bio / Polarized Grey. Colourways in stock: Matte Shadow Bio / Reflective Magenta, Black Bio / Polarized Grey, Matte Crystal Mud Bio / Dune CR-39. Crap fit label: Medium - Wide.
Crap Eyewear
Founded in 2009 and based in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear designs and tests its sunglasses beachside in LA. Most frames are plant-based bioacetate, a cellulose acetate made from cotton fibre and wood pulp rather than petroleum, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples. Built to be worn hard.
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