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Crap Eyewear
The Chaos Vault
★★★★★5.0 (9)
In Stock
$69.30 – $83.30$99.00 – $119
Color — Matte Shadow Bio / Reflective Magenta
Frame Matte Shadow Bio|Lens Reflective Magenta
Bioacetate FrameStainless Steel HingesUV400 Protection
Measurements
Frame Width149.0 mm
Lens Width58.0 mm
Nose Bridge20.0 mm
Temple Length122.0 mm
Size & Fit Details
Measurements
| Frame Height | 41.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 149.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 58.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 20.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 122.0 mm |
Frame Height
Nose Bridge Width
Lens Width
Frame Width
Temple Length
Fit
| Frame Fit | Medium - Wide |
| Hinge Type | Spring |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 136.0 mm |
Hinge to Hinge Distance
Every angle.
The Chaos Vault in Matte Shadow Bio — handcrafted bioacetate, stainless steel hinges.
The Details
Crap's sporty, high octane wraparound.
A wraparound oval on sport lines, the shield idea softened into something wearable off the field. The front is wide and cut shallow, so it sits big on a medium face and suits a wide one, and the spring hinges hold it through movement. Matte Shadow Bio / Reflective Magenta is the loudest, Black Bio / Polarized Grey the plainest, and Matte Crystal Mud Bio / Dune CR-39 sits between them. For running, riding, and anyone who likes a sport frame in daily rotation.
Features
- Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
- CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection
- Stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples
- Polarized lenses on select colourways
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Specifications
Frame width149 mm
Lens width58 mm
Nose bridge20 mm
Temple length122 mm
Frame height41 mm
Hinge to hinge136 mm
FitMedium - Wide
HingeSpring
Bioacetate
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Handcrafted
Every pair hand-finished in Los Angeles with custom hardware
UV400 Lenses
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
The Brand
Crap Eyewear
Founded in 2009 in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear makes handcrafted sunglasses from plant-based bioacetate with custom stainless steel hardware. Every frame starts as a flat sheet of cellulose acetate derived from cotton fiber and wood pulp — not petroleum. Designed in California, hand-finished in small batches, built to be worn hard.
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$69.30 – $83.30$99.00 – $119