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Crap Eyewear The Dream Cassette — Front view
Crap Eyewear

The Dream Cassette

★★★★★5.0 (7)
In Stock
$99 – $119
Color — Black Bio / Polarized Grey
Frame Black Bio|Lens Polarized Grey
Bioacetate FrameStainless Steel HingesUV400 Protection

Measurements

Frame Width144.0 mm
Lens Width51.0 mm
Nose Bridge21.0 mm
Temple Length140.0 mm
Size & Fit Details

Measurements

Frame Height40.0 mm
Frame Width144.0 mm
Lens Width51.0 mm
Nose Bridge Width21.0 mm
Temple Length140.0 mm
Frame Height
Nose Bridge Width
Crap Eyewear The Dream Cassette — front view with frame measurements
Lens Width
Frame Width
Crap Eyewear The Dream Cassette — side view showing temple length
Temple Length

Fit

Frame FitMedium - Wide
Hinge TypeTraditional
Hinge to Hinge Distance131.0 mm
Hinge to Hinge Distance
Crap Eyewear The Dream Cassette — front view showing hinge to hinge distance

Every angle.

The Dream Cassette in Black Bio: plant-based bioacetate, stainless steel hinges.

The Details

Crap calls it the vintage camera of sunglass frames: familiar, flattering, and always good for making a person look cooler than they really are.

An oval with squared corners, the frame everyone half-remembers from an old photograph. It measures wide across the front, so it sits big on a medium face and settles comfortably on a wide one, with long temples to match. Black Bio / Polarized Grey and Lunar Tortoise Bio / Polarized Olive both cut glare; Black Tortoise Bio / Blue Tint is the lighter, tinted option. It suits anyone who wants a frame that reads vintage without making a production of it.

Features

  • Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
  • CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection
  • Stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples
  • Polarized lenses on select colourways

Compare

Crap Eyewear The Warp Zone is the same width with a much bigger lens; Crap Eyewear The Funk Punk is a narrower oval.

Specifications

Frame width144 mm
Lens width51 mm
Nose bridge21 mm
Temple length140 mm
Frame height40 mm
Hinge to hinge131 mm
FitMedium - Wide
HingeTraditional
Reviews

What people say

I have a decently wide head and a very flat nose bridge, and these fit perfectly without needing to be constantly adjusted.
Sydney M. · Verified buyer review, crapeyewear.com
however, they were incredibly small... like, comically so. I have an opal shaped head/relatively normal face width and they looked like when you jokingly try on toddler glasses.
shelby · Customer review, crapeyewear.com
My glasses frames at home are 144mm. I tried the antimatter and dream cassette and they were both small on my face or too narrow.
u/ChloricName · Reddit r/frugalmalefashion
Dreamy daily shades - tinted enough to help my tired eyes but not so aggressive that it feels inappropriate on overcast days. Polarization is great. Size and thin frame makes these super light and comfy.
Singha H. · Verified buyer review, crapeyewear.com
Our take

A slim, squared vintage oval for medium and narrow faces. Crap calls it Medium - Wide, but at 40 mm deep with 51 mm lenses it wears like a medium, so big heads belong in the 148 mm Kush Cowboy instead.

More about this frame

Bioacetate sunglasses, oval with squared corners. Frame width 144 mm, lens width 51 mm, nose bridge 21 mm, frame height 40 mm, temple length 140 mm, hinge to hinge 131 mm. Traditional hinge; stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples. CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection; polarized on select colourways. Colourways in stock: Lunar Tortoise Bio / Polarized Olive, Black Bio / Polarized Grey, Black Tortoise Bio / Blue Tint. Crap fit label: Medium - Wide.

The Brand

Crap Eyewear

Founded in 2009 and based in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear designs and tests its sunglasses beachside in LA. Most frames are plant-based bioacetate, a cellulose acetate made from cotton fibre and wood pulp rather than petroleum, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples. Built to be worn hard.

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Crap Eyewear The Dream Cassette
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