
The Dream Cassette
Measurements
Size & Fit Details
Measurements
| Frame Height | 40.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 144.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 51.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 21.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 140.0 mm |


Fit
| Frame Fit | Medium - Wide |
| Hinge Type | Traditional |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 131.0 mm |

Every angle.
The Details
Crap calls it the vintage camera of sunglass frames: familiar, flattering, and always good for making a person look cooler than they really are.
An oval with squared corners, the frame everyone half-remembers from an old photograph. It measures wide across the front, so it sits big on a medium face and settles comfortably on a wide one, with long temples to match. Black Bio / Polarized Grey and Lunar Tortoise Bio / Polarized Olive both cut glare; Black Tortoise Bio / Blue Tint is the lighter, tinted option. It suits anyone who wants a frame that reads vintage without making a production of it.
Features
- Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
- CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection
- Stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples
- Polarized lenses on select colourways
Compare
Crap Eyewear The Warp Zone is the same width with a much bigger lens; Crap Eyewear The Funk Punk is a narrower oval.
Specifications
Bioacetate
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Designed in LA
Designed and tested beachside in Los Angeles, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples
UV400 Lenses
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
What people say
I have a decently wide head and a very flat nose bridge, and these fit perfectly without needing to be constantly adjusted.
however, they were incredibly small... like, comically so. I have an opal shaped head/relatively normal face width and they looked like when you jokingly try on toddler glasses.
My glasses frames at home are 144mm. I tried the antimatter and dream cassette and they were both small on my face or too narrow.
Dreamy daily shades - tinted enough to help my tired eyes but not so aggressive that it feels inappropriate on overcast days. Polarization is great. Size and thin frame makes these super light and comfy.
A slim, squared vintage oval for medium and narrow faces. Crap calls it Medium - Wide, but at 40 mm deep with 51 mm lenses it wears like a medium, so big heads belong in the 148 mm Kush Cowboy instead.
Bioacetate sunglasses, oval with squared corners. Frame width 144 mm, lens width 51 mm, nose bridge 21 mm, frame height 40 mm, temple length 140 mm, hinge to hinge 131 mm. Traditional hinge; stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples. CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection; polarized on select colourways. Colourways in stock: Lunar Tortoise Bio / Polarized Olive, Black Bio / Polarized Grey, Black Tortoise Bio / Blue Tint. Crap fit label: Medium - Wide.
Crap Eyewear
Founded in 2009 and based in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear designs and tests its sunglasses beachside in LA. Most frames are plant-based bioacetate, a cellulose acetate made from cotton fibre and wood pulp rather than petroleum, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples. Built to be worn hard.
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