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Crap Eyewear
The Dream Cassette
★★★★★5.0 (5)
In Stock
$119
Color — Black Bio / Polarized Grey
Frame Black Bio|Lens Polarized Grey
Bioacetate FrameStainless Steel HingesUV400 Protection
Measurements
Frame Width144.0 mm
Lens Width51.0 mm
Nose Bridge21.0 mm
Temple Length140.0 mm
Size & Fit Details
Measurements
| Frame Height | 40.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 144.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 51.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 21.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 140.0 mm |
Frame Height
Nose Bridge Width
Lens Width
Frame Width
Temple Length
Fit
| Frame Fit | Medium - Wide |
| Hinge Type | Traditional |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 131.0 mm |
Hinge to Hinge Distance
Every angle.
The Dream Cassette in Black Bio — handcrafted bioacetate, stainless steel hinges.
The Details
Crap calls it the vintage camera of sunglass frames: familiar, flattering, and always good for making a person look cooler than they really are.
An oval with squared corners, the frame everyone half-remembers from an old photograph. It measures wide across the front, so it sits big on a medium face and settles comfortably on a wide one, with long temples to match. Black Bio / Polarized Grey and Lunar Tortoise Bio / Polarized Olive both cut glare; Black Tortoise Bio / Blue Tint is the lighter, tinted option. It suits anyone who wants a frame that reads vintage without making a production of it.
Features
- Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
- CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection
- Stainless steel 5-barrel hinges and wire-core temples
- Polarized lenses on select colourways
Compare
Crap Eyewear The Warp Zone is the same width with a much bigger lens; Crap Eyewear The Funk Punk is a narrower oval.
Specifications
Frame width144 mm
Lens width51 mm
Nose bridge21 mm
Temple length140 mm
Frame height40 mm
Hinge to hinge131 mm
FitMedium - Wide
HingeTraditional
Bioacetate
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Handcrafted
Every pair hand-finished in Los Angeles with custom hardware
UV400 Lenses
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
The Brand
Crap Eyewear
Founded in 2009 in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear makes handcrafted sunglasses from plant-based bioacetate with custom stainless steel hardware. Every frame starts as a flat sheet of cellulose acetate derived from cotton fiber and wood pulp — not petroleum. Designed in California, hand-finished in small batches, built to be worn hard.
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$119