
The Nu Bloom
Measurements
Size & Fit Details
Measurements
| Frame Height | 32.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 134.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 49.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 20.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 145.0 mm |


Fit
| Frame Fit | Medium width |
| Hinge Type | Spring |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 129.4 mm |

Every angle.
The Details
Plug into the retro-future energy of this slick silhouette.
The Nu Bloom is a square frame pairing a brushed metal front with bioacetate, and it is narrow across, so it suits a smaller or medium face and will feel snug on a wide one. Two colourways: Brushed Gold & Tortoise Bio / Polarized G15 and Warm Gold & Desert Tortoise Bio / Rosewood, both warm metal over tortoise. Spring hinges give a little when the frame is pushed on or off. It is the pick for anyone after a compact, dressed-up square rather than a big beach frame.
Features
- Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
- CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection, polarized on select colourways
- 5-barrel stainless steel hinges, spring type
- Wire-core temples for an adjustable fit
Compare
Crap Eyewear The Groove Pilot is the same square shape at almost exactly the same width; Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine is the wider square.
Specifications
Bioacetate
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Designed in LA
Designed and tested beachside in Los Angeles, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples
UV400 Lenses
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
What people say
these are my new favorite glasses and I wear them every day! I have a hard time finding glasses that fit my face that aren’t too big. these on the other hand are perfect and I have gotten lots of compliments
Could be too small on a wide face; am giving them to someone else instead of the person they were originally intended for because of the size. The quality and design are great though
I love all my Crap sunnies and these are no exception. Lightweight and stylish with no annoying nose slippage whatsoever!
I was excited to finally spend actual money on quality glasses but when I got them, the frames didn’t feel as sturdy as I thought they’d be but I loved the style. A few months of having them the lenses keep popping out when they’re just in the case.
The Nu Bloom is the one we hand to small faces: 134 mm across with a low 32 mm lens, light on the nose. Wide faces should start somewhere else.
Square sunglasses with a gold metal front and tortoise bioacetate. Frame width 134 mm, lens width 49 mm, nose bridge 20 mm, frame height 32 mm, temple length 145 mm, hinge to hinge 129.4 mm. Stainless steel 5-barrel spring hinges and wire-core temples. CR-39 lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection, polarized on the G15 colourway. Colourways in stock: Brushed Gold & Tortoise Bio / Polarized G15, Warm Gold & Desert Tortoise Bio / Rosewood. Crap fit label: Medium width.
Crap Eyewear
Founded in 2009 and based in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear designs and tests its sunglasses beachside in LA. Most frames are plant-based bioacetate, a cellulose acetate made from cotton fibre and wood pulp rather than petroleum, with stainless steel hinges and wire-core temples. Built to be worn hard.
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