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Crap Eyewear
The Paradise Machine
★★★★★5.0 (3)
In Stock
$99.00
Color — Black Bio / Grey
Frame Black Bio|Lens Grey
Bioacetate FrameStainless Steel HingesUV400 Protection
Measurements
Frame Width141.0 mm
Lens Width52.0 mm
Nose Bridge19.0 mm
Temple Length140.0 mm
Size & Fit Details
Measurements
| Frame Height | 37.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 141.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 52.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 19.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 140.0 mm |
Frame Height
Nose Bridge Width
Lens Width
Frame Width
Temple Length
Fit
| Frame Fit | Medium - Wide |
| Hinge Type | Spring |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 132.5 mm |
Hinge to Hinge Distance
Every angle.
The Paradise Machine in Black Bio — handcrafted bioacetate, stainless steel hinges.
The Details
Say hello to paradise in this Crap classic.
Late-seventies punk with a dash of nineties decadence, as Crap puts it: The Paradise Machine is a square frame in plant-based bioacetate, middling in width, so it fits most faces without sitting big or pinching a wide one. One colourway, Black Bio / Grey, a black frame with a grey lens. Spring hinges take the strain off the temples and the wire cores bend to hold their shape. This is the plain black square for someone who wants an everyday frame with an edge to the outline.
Features
- Plant-based bioacetate frame, biodegradable and petroleum-free
- CR-39 optical-grade lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection
- 5-barrel stainless steel hinges, spring type
- Wire-core temples for an adjustable fit
Compare
Crap Eyewear The Suntan Underground is the same width in a square; Crap Eyewear The Groove Pilot is the narrower square.
Specifications
Frame width141 mm
Lens width52 mm
Nose bridge19 mm
Temple length140 mm
Frame height37 mm
Hinge to hinge132.5 mm
FitMedium - Wide
HingeSpring
Bioacetate
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Handcrafted
Every pair hand-finished in Los Angeles with custom hardware
UV400 Lenses
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
The Brand
Crap Eyewear
Founded in 2009 in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear makes handcrafted sunglasses from plant-based bioacetate with custom stainless steel hardware. Every frame starts as a flat sheet of cellulose acetate derived from cotton fiber and wood pulp — not petroleum. Designed in California, hand-finished in small batches, built to be worn hard.
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$99.00