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| Frame Height | 46.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 141.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 47.3 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 23.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 145.0 mm |


| Frame Fit | Medium - Wide |
| Hinge Type | Traditional |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 130.9 mm |

Inspired by iconoclasts of yesteryear, this classic frame stands the test of time.
A classic squared frame in plant-based bioacetate, middling in width, so it fits most faces and looks neither oversized nor pinched. Lunar Tortoise Bio / Polarized G15 puts a tortoise front with a polarized lens; Black Bio / Deep Rose is the plainer of the two. Traditional hinges, wire-core temples that bend to the shape of the head. The choice for someone who wants a frame that looks lived-in from the first wear rather than of the moment, and which will not date out of the rotation.
Crap Eyewear The Paradise Machine is the same width in a square; Crap Eyewear The Speedway is a hair wider in the same classic squared cut.
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Every pair hand-finished in Los Angeles with custom hardware
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
Founded in 2009 in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear makes handcrafted sunglasses from plant-based bioacetate with custom stainless steel hardware. Every frame starts as a flat sheet of cellulose acetate derived from cotton fiber and wood pulp — not petroleum. Designed in California, hand-finished in small batches, built to be worn hard.
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