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| Frame Height | 36.0 mm |
| Frame Width | 142.0 mm |
| Lens Width | 52.0 mm |
| Nose Bridge Width | 21.0 mm |
| Temple Length | 136.0 mm |


| Frame Fit | Medium width |
| Hinge Type | Spring |
| Hinge to Hinge Distance | 131.6 mm |

May as well feel cool n comfy as you enter the infinite chasm of existence.
A slim square: the lens is shallow from top to bottom, which is what gives the frame its low, modern line. Medium across the front, so it fits most faces and reads compact rather than oversized. Only Desert Tortoise Bio / Polarized Bronze is in stock; Crystal Smoke Bio / Smoke, Artichoke Bio / Sandstone and the Hike Clerb Dusty Aqua Bio / Snow Cone Gradient are listed but sold out. Plant-based bioacetate, spring hinges, wire-core temples. For anyone after a sharp, low square rather than a tall one.
Crap Eyewear The Pop Control is the same width in a square, cut taller; Crap Eyewear The Suntan Underground is the slightly narrower squared classic.
Frames made from plant-derived cellulose acetate — not petroleum plastic
Every pair hand-finished in Los Angeles with custom hardware
Full UVA/UVB protection with anti-scratch coating
Founded in 2009 in Los Angeles, Crap Eyewear makes handcrafted sunglasses from plant-based bioacetate with custom stainless steel hardware. Every frame starts as a flat sheet of cellulose acetate derived from cotton fiber and wood pulp — not petroleum. Designed in California, hand-finished in small batches, built to be worn hard.
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