Pemulis Metaphysical Crew

The people demanded the greatest hoodie in the world. We obliged. The people rejoiced and all was well in the world. But the people grew warm. Literally, it was too warm for a hoodie. So the people demanded that the greatest hoodie in the world be modified to accommodate their unregulated body temperature. So ever the benevolent and magnanimous diety, Pemulis provides. A glorious crew neck! This is NOT the greatest crew neck in the world. The greatest crew neck in the world is made by a small Japanese brand that mere mortals are not cool enough to wear. But ye must have faith. Its actually very healthy to have your faith tested occasionally.  Experience the  character building test of faith right now as you wait for our best scientists, bards, and theologians to complete development of the upcoming Worlds Greatest Crew and bask in the glory of One of the Top Five Crews in the (Metaphysical) World! 

This image has no relation to any reality whatsoever: it is its own pure SIMULACRUM!

Relaxed fit
Mid/Heavy weight, 5.6 oz
100% combed cotton